Fri, 27 Jul 2007 17:24:31 GMT

Questionnaire #1 - The Basics

1. Your Name: Cale
2. Your age: 17
3. Describe yourself: Hi.
4. Describe your mate (if applicable): :)
5. Where (and when) do you live? Here. Now.
6. What's your favourite sweet? (It is so a basic!): Hm. :)

Questionnaire #2 -- Favourites

What is your favourite...
1. Season? Spring
2. Food? Pizza
3. Animal? Tapir
4. Colour? Orange
5. Time of day? Now
6. Weapon? Don’t need one

Questionnaire #3 - Background

Tell us about...
1. Your place of birth. Antarctica :)
2. Your childhood. A nightmare.
3. Your parents. Parents?
4. Your siblings. Yes.
5. Your (current) home. School.
6. Your favourite "hang out". Your room. :)

Questionnaire #4 - Skills

1. Can you read? No
2. Can you write? Yes
3. Can you sing? No
4. Can you play an instrument? Yes
5. What languages do you speak? Sdkfjdssssssss--
6. What weapons can you use? That’s a secret. :)

Questionnaire #5 - Secrets

1. Are you good at keeping secrets about yourself? :)
2. What is your best kept secret? :)
3. What is your worst kept secret? :)
4. Are you good at keeping secrets about others? :)
5. What secret about someone else have you kept and wish you hadn't? :)
6. What secret about someone else have you not kept and wish you had? :)

Questionnaire #6 - Sex

1. Are you a virgin? Perhaps!
2. Do you mate for life? Guess
3. Who was your first lover? (or, if you are a virgin -- Who would you like your first lover to be?): Secret! ~♥
4. Who is your current lover? ;)
5. What is your favourite sexual position? :)
6. What are your kinks? :)

Questionnaire #7 - Best and Worst

1. What's the worst thing that's ever happened to you? Nothing
2. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you? You. ~♥
3. Who is your worst enemy? ):
4. Who is your best friend? :)
5. Tell us about your worst kiss. Sloppy?
6. Tell us about your best kiss. Hmm.

Questionnaire #8 - Mornings

1. What time do you wake/get up? Anytime.
2. What's the first thing you do upon waking? Sleep. :)
3. Are you a morning person? Maybe.
4. What is your typical morning like? Come visit me and I’ll show you. ;)
5. Do you drink coffee? Sometimes
6. Do you need coffee? Not a need

Questionnaire #9 - Are you?
Are you...

1. Smart? :)
2. Arrogant? :)
3. Good-looking? :)
4. Sexy? ;)
5. Capable? :)
6. Dangerous? ):

Questionnaire #10 -- Marks

1. Do you have any scars? Maybe
2. Do you have any piercings? Maybe :)
3. Do you have any tattoos? Maybe
4. Do you have any other markings? Would you like to check me for them? :)
5. Do you wear any jewellery? Maybe
6. Have you ever broken any bones? Maybe

Questionnaire #11 - Grab Bag

1. What is your favourite mode of transportation? Anything. Everything :)
2. Can you cook? Possibly
3. Do you have big feet? I don’t know ):
4. What is the square root of 169? 9375626
5. If you could change your name to anything you wanted, what would you change it to? Maybe
6. What is the sound of one hand clapping? I imagine it must be somewhat like the sound of two hands clapping, except without one of the hands. :) What happened to the other one?

Questionnaire #12 -- Rituals

1. Do you believe in a higher power? :)
2. Do you belong to a formal religion? :)
3. Do you have any religious rituals? :)
4. Do your people have any sort of coming of age ritual? :)
5. Do you have any personal rituals? :)
6. Do you have any sexual rituals? ;)

Questionnaire #13 -- Your lover Omitted.
If you do not have a lover/mate/significant other/spouse, please answer the questions about your best friend.

1. How long have you been together?
2. What do you like to do together?
3. What do you do to make your lover happy?
4. What do you do even though it upsets your lover?
5. If someone was going to meet your lover for the first time, what one thing would they need to know?
6. What's your absolutely favourite thing about your lover?

Questionnaire #14 - If you were...
If you were a _____ what would you be?

1. A metal. A car for you to sit in. :)
2. A plant. The grass beneath your feet. ):
3. A fault. Yours. ):
4. A virtue. Love~
5. A colour. Green
6. A season. Fall

Questionnaire #15 -- What is your most distinctive...
What is your most distinctive...

1. Physical feature? Come see :)
2. Physical mannerism? :)
3. Character trait? :)
4. Turn of phrase? :)
5. Pet peeve? ):
6. Habit? ):

Questionnaire #16 -- Wants

1. What's one place you've always wanted to go? Hawaii
2. What's one thing you've never been able to do? Antarctica
3. What one thing have you always wanted to learn but never have? To play the oboe
4. What's one thing you've always wanted to do and never have? Commit a crime ;)
5. What's one thing you've always wanted to have but don't have? You ):
6. Who do you envy? No one

Questionnaire #17 - Animals

1. Do you like animals? No
2. Which animals don't you like? None
3. Do you hunt? If so, for food or pleasure? No
4. Do you eat meat? Yes
5. Which animal do you most closely identify with? :)
6. Which animal do you most closely identify your mate with? :)

Questionnaire #18 - Superstitions

1. Are you superstitious? Maybe
2. What is your most embarrassing superstition? You think I would tell you? :)
3. What is your most strongly held superstition? You’re all that stands between me and certain death~ :)
4. Do you believe in the devil? Maybe
5. Do you believe in karma? Maybe
6. Do you carry a talisman/lucky charm/etc.? Maybe

Questionnaire #19 -- Either Or

1. Country or City? Country
2. Water or Alcohol? Water
3. Black or White? White
4. Day or Night? Night
5. Pain or Pleasure? Pleasure ;)
6. Life or Death? Life

Questionnaire #20 Fear, pain and loss

1. What are you afraid of? Tapirs!
2. How do you deal with your fears? Kill them. ):
3. Why did you cry most recently? Hold me and I might tell you. ):
4. What was the worst pain you've experienced? Maybe
5. What is the worst injury or illness you've experienced? Maybe!
6. What do you most dread losing? Maybe. :)

Questionnaire #21 -- Christmas and New Year's version

1. Do you celebrate a winter solstice type holiday and if so, which one? No
2. Do you believe in Santa Claus? Kris Kringle? Hern the Hunter? The Ice Fairy? Someone else associated with the holiday? No
3. Do you like giving gifts? Yes :)
4. What's the best gift you've ever given someone? :)
5. Do you like getting gifts? :)
6. What's the best gift you've ever gotten? :)
7. Do you mark the coming of the New Year in some way? No
8. Are you making a new year's resolution? If so, what is it? No
9. Have you made resolutions in the past? No
10. If so, which was the most successful? :)
11. If so, which was the least successful? :)
12. If you could make a completely fresh start, would you? :)
13. If you had no choice and were making a completely fresh start and could bring one person with you, who would it be? You. :)

Questionnaire #22 -- Dreams

1. What is your favorite dream? :)
2. What is your worst nightmare? ):
3. Do you dream in color? Possibly
4. Do you have recurring dreams? If so, what? Maybe
5. How do you keep bad dreams away? :)
6. What did you dream last night? :)

Questionnaire #23 -- Either Or (2)

1. Clothed or Naked? ...Naked :)
2. Loud or Quiet? Loud
3. Rain or Snow? Snow
4. Happy or Sad? Sad ):
5. Boots or Shoes? Boots
6. Ant or Caterpillar? Caterpillar

Questionnaire #24 - likes and dislikes

1. What is your comfort food? Maybe
2. When do you reach for it? Maybe
3. What textures do you like least? (Why?) Maybe
4. Which textures make you most want to reach out and touch? (Why?) Maybe
5. What scent do you like most? (Why?) Maybe
6. What scent do you like least? (Why?) Maybe

Questionnaire #25 -- Appearance/clothing

1. Are you vain? :)
2. How important is your outward appearance? ):
3. Do you notice how other people look and what they are wearing? Yes
4. Describe your favourite outfit. :)
5. Describe your mate's (best friend, etc) favourite outfit if they were to choose it. :)
6. Describe your favourite outfit to see your mate (best friend, etc.) in. :)

Questionnaire #26 -- Sleep

1. Where do you sleep? Here
2. When do you sleep (time of day)? When
3. How many hours a day of sleep do you need? Not many
4. What's your favourite position to sleep in? Favorite
5. What do you wear to sleep? Wear
6. Do you like a lot of covers, or a few, or none at all? Covers

Questionnaire #27 -- life and death

1. Who (or what) do you live for? You :)
2. Who (or what) would you die for? See above
3. In general, what do people think of you upon first impression? Ask them
4. What do people think of you after they get to know you better? See above
5. If you were to die right now, today, what kind of legacy would you leave behind? :)
6. What kind of legacy would you *want* to leave behind? I strive for only the best. :)

Questionnaire #28 -- Medicine

1. Do you have any chronic or acute medical conditions? Yes, I’m dying.
2. What are they? No
3. Do you take medication (or any type of curative) for them? Sure
4. How do you feel about taking the medication/curative? No
5. What happens if you don't take the medication/curative? Yes
6. Who is your doctor/healer? ~~Maybe~~ You heal all hurts~ ♥

Questionnaire #29 -- Children

1. Do you like children? Yes
2. Do you have children? Maybe
3. Do you want to have children? No
4. What is your earliest childhood memory? Mm
5. Who was your favourite person when you were a child? :)
6. Name one thing that made it clear to you that were no longer a child. How old were you at the time? :)

Questionnaire #30 -- Astrology

1. What is your birthday? The same day as yours.
2. What is your sun sign? :)
3. What is your moon sign? :)
4. What is your rising sign? :)
5. What sign do you find most annoying? Maybe
6. What sign do you find most attractive? No

Questionnaire #31 -- Skills (take two)

1. Can you ride a bike? Yes
2. Can you drive? If so, what? Yes. Anything, but not legally.
3. Can you swim? Yes
4. Can you fly? No
5. Can you fight? Yes
6. Can you lead? Yes

Questionnaire #32 -- Either/Or take two Would you rather...
1. Eat an endless amount or photosynthesize? Photosynthesize
2. Hold your breath indefinitely or make yourself turn blue? Either or, but preferably neither.
3. Learn sign language or talk without moving your lips? Talk without moving my lips
4. Keep your eyes open without blinking or be able to turn off your hearing? Keep my eyes open without blinking. :) All the better to look at you with, my dear... kidding.
5. Fly or walk through solid matter? Walk through solid matter
6. Live forever and stay young or be reincarnated with your old memories? Live forever and stay young

Questionnaire #33 -- Money

1. Are you poor, rich, or in between? Only as rich as you want to be
2. Growing up were you poor, rich or in between? Was I?
3. Is money important to you? What about you?
4. How do you acquire money? Same way everyone else does.
5. What is your most valuable possession? :)
6. What is your most valued possession? :)

Questionnaire #34 - Work, rest and play

1. Do you nap frequently? Where is your favourite place to do so? :)
2. Are you lazy, or active? Somewhere in between? :)
3. What time do you do your best work? :)
4. Would you rather work, play, or relax? :)
5. What is your favourite way to relax? :)
6. What is your favourite play activity? :)

Questionnaire #35 -- Random (2)

1. Have you ever touched a dolphin? No
2. Do you like the feeling of silk? No
3. What's your favourite fruit? No
4. What's your favourite movie? (Favourite story/tale if you live in a world where there are no movies) No
5. What is your favourite type of storm (ie, hurricane, thunderstorm, etc)? No
6. Have you ever been so tired you fell asleep sitting or standing? What circumstances led to this? No

Questionnaire #36 -- Favourites, The Senses

1. What is your favourite sound? ):
2. What is your favourite thing to touch? ):
3. What is your favourite smell? ):
4. What is your favourite taste? ):
5. What is your favourite sight? ):
6. Which of your senses is your favourite? ):

Questionnaire #37 -- eating and drinking

1. Can you cook? --> (#11) 2. Can you cook?
2. What kind of food do you normally eat? Food
3. What food is a special treat (like for a birthday)? Food
4. Do you drink alcohol? No
5. Have you ever been drunk? Relate the most memorable time. ;)
6. What is your cure for a hangover? :)

Questionnaire #38 -- time

1. Do you wear a watch? Describe it. Digital
2. Are you usually early, late or just on time? Early
3. Where do you lose time? Bookstores? Computers? Talking on the phone? Doing this
4. What is your favourite time of day? Always
5. What one thing do you spend most of your time on besides sleep? I’m beginning to think
6. If you could travel through time, 'when' would you go to? It’s probably this.

Questionnaire #39 -- Crime and Punishment

1. Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes
2. Have you ever commited a crime? Yes
3. Have you ever been wrongly accused of a crime? Yes
4. Have you ever been arrested? Yes
5, Have you ever been to jail/received punishment? Yes
6. What's the worst thing you've ever "gotten away with"? Yes

Questionnaire #40 -- More Random

1. What are you allergic to? Nothing
2. Do you eat fish? Yes
3. Who is your oldest friend? Depends
4. What makes the best pet? Cat
5. What is the grossest thing you've ever done? Hm
6. Here is a needle, a tube of toothpaste, a deck of cards and some string. Make something. What did you make? Nothing

Questionnaire #41 -- Are you? (take two)

1. Funny? :)
2. Good? :)
3. Studly? :)
4. Happy? :)
5. Stupid? ):
6. Vain? ):

Questionnaire #42 -- Change

1. Name one thing about your physical appearance would you change. Maybe
2. Name one thing about your mate's physical appearance would you change. Maybe
3. Name one thing about your life would you change. Maybe
4. Name one thing about your mate's life would you change. Maybe
5. Name one thing you did that made negative changes in your life. Would you do it again? Maybe
6. Name one thing you did that made positive changes in your life. Maybe

Questionnaire #43 -- love

1. Do you believe in love at first sight? No
2. Are you in love right now? No
3. Is anyone in love with you? No
4. Has anyone ever broken your heart? No
5. What is the best thing about being in love? No
6. What is the worst thing about being in love? No

Questionnaire #44 -- mind bending

1. Have you ever used recreational drugs? No
2. Have you ever been addicted to drugs? No
3. Do you drink for fun or to forget? No
4. Do you meditate? No
5. Have you ever been in a trance? No
6. Have you ever visited an alternate reality? No

Questionnaire #45 -- Memories

1. What was the most memorable event of your childhood? :)
2. What's your favorite memory? Why? :)
3. What's your least favorite/most painful memory? Why? :)
4. What do you do to help you preserve your memories (i.e. photographs, mementoes etc)? :)
5. Do you have a good memory or are you constantly forgetting things? :)
6. Is memory a curse or a blessing? A blessing

Questionnaire #46 -- Hair

1. Describe your hair. :)
2. Describe your mate's hair. :)
3. If you could change your hair this minute, what would it look like? :)
4. Ever had a hair disaster? What happened? :)
5. Are you usually concerned with the appearance of your hair? (ie do you think about it or just brush and go) :)
6. Hairy or smooth -- which do you prefer? :)

Questionnaire #47 -- Strangeness

1. What do you think is the strangest thing about yourself? Me?
2. What do other people find strange/surprising about you? What about me?
3. Is there anything about yourself that you consider odd or abnormal that other people don't? What do they think?
4. Are there any supposedly 'normal' things that you think are strange or can't understand? I understand
5. What are some notable oddities about your mate/closest friends? There is something notable about everyone
6. What is the strangest thing you've ever seen? Many things

Questionnaire #48 -- Birthdays

1. What did you do on your last birthday? Nothing
2. Describe the best birthday you've ever had. Don’t know
3. Describe the worst birthday you've ever had. None
4. If you were planning your own birthday -- how would it be spent? Hm
5. What would your ideal birthday present be? No persents
6. What's the best present you ever gave someone else? Hm

Questionnaire #49 -- the things that shaped you

1. What were your parents like? What did they do? :)
2. What is your economic background like? Were you rich, poor, in between? :)
3. Are you part of any social group? Yuppies? Warriors? Bad Boys? Good Girls? :)
4. Who shaped you the most? Who most affected your worldviews? :)
5. Did you rebel against your upbringing, or is it deeply ingrained in you? :)
6. What were the major issues of the day when you grew up? War? Famine? Crime? Technology Change? Religious Upheaval? I’m not that old

Questionnaire #50 -- Politics and activism

1. Do you consider yourself political? :)
2. Where do you think of your politics as falling (right? left? socialist? anarchist?) :)
3. Do the people in power share your politics? :)
4. Do you consider yourself an activist? :)
5. What 'causes' are you active in? :)
6. What form does your activism take? (some people stuff envelopes; some people blow up buildings) :)

Questionnaire #51 -- romance and fun

1. Do you believe in romance? :)
2. What is the most romantic thing you have ever done? :)
3. What is the most romantic thing someone has ever done for you? :)
4. Is a sense of humour important to you? :)
5. What is the silliest thing you have ever done with a lover? :)
6. Name something that looks like fun, but that you would never do. Why wouldn't you do it? :)

Questionnaire 52 -- More favourites
What is your favourite... (and why?)

1. Fruit? :)
2. Movie? :)
3. Way to spend time with your mate? :)
4. Number? :)
5. Time waster? :)
6. Sport?v

Questionnaire # 53 -- Kinks

1. Have you ever paid someone for sex? :)
2. Have you ever had someone tie you up? :)
3. What's the weirdest thing you've ever been penetrated with? ...
4. Where's the oddest place you've had sex? :)
5. What's your most perverted fantasy? :)
6. Has your partner ever done something to you that you thought you'd hate and you got off on it? What was it? :)

Questionnaire #54 -- Labor

1. When did you get your first paying job? Long time ago
2. What was it? :)
3. What job are you working now? :)
4. What job do you expect you will be doing in the future? :)
5. If you didn't have to work (money wasn't an issue) would you still work anyway? :)
6. What is your ideal job? Steady, pays well

Questionnaire #55 -- Education/Smarts

1. Do you consider yourself smart? :)
2. Who is the smartest person you know? :)
3. Up to what level did you attend formal education? (ie. 10th grade, bachelor, grad work etc.) :)
4. In what environment did you lean the most? (ie. school, home, streets, job etc.) :)
5. Who taught you the most/most useful lessons? :)
6. Who is your favourite teacher? (does not have to be an actual teacher, just someone you learned from) :)

Questionnaire #56 -- Perversion

1. What do you think is perverted? ):
2. What's the most perverted thing you've done? :)
3. What's the difference between perverted and kinky? :)
4. What's something perverted you've been asked to do and wouldn't? :)
5. What's something you used to think was perverted, but don't now? :)
6. What's something you didn't used to think was perverted, but do now? :)

Questionnaire #57 -- Word Association
Say the first thing that pops into your head after each of the following words. Do you know why your brain made that connection?

1. Hate. :)
2. Love. :)
3. Sex. :)
4. Family. :)
5. Fear. :)
6. Humanity. :)

Questionnaire #58 -- Sounds

1. What is your favourite sound? :)
2. If you were deaf, what would you miss the most? Music
3. What does your voice sound like? I can sing for you :)
4. Can you sing? See above
5. Can you play an instrument? No
6. What is the sound of a sunrise? :)

Questionnaire #59 -- Travel

1. Have you ever been in a plane? Where did you go? :)
2. Have you ever been in a boat? Where did you go? :)
3. What is your preferred method of transportation? Why? :)
4. What is the furthest you have ever travelled from your home? :)
5. Do you enjoy travel? :)
6. Are you a light or heavy packing traveller? Light

Questionnaire #60 -- Things that go bump

1. What was your first Hallowe'en costume? :)
2. What is the worst nightmare you've ever had? :)
3. When was the last time you were scared? :)
4. What frightens your partner? :)
5. What is the strangest thing you eat? :)
6. Have you ever seen a dead body? :)

Questionnaire #61 -- creativity

1. Do you consider yourself creative? I
2. What is the most creative thing you've ever done? think
3. Do you have any artistic talent? What? this
4. Do you like art? is
5. Do you believe artist should be subsidised so that they can create without having to worry about stuff like a roof over their heads or where their next meal is coming from? too
6. If you had to put one item that belongs to you into a museaum time capsule, what would it be? long ):

Questionnaire #62 -- Laughter

1. Tell us your favorite joke. :)
2. Tell us your favorite dirty joke. :)
3. Tell us your favorite bad joke. :)
4. Who's the funniest person you know? :)
5. When was the last time you laughed hard enough your ribs ached? :)
6. Are you ticklish? Where? :)

Questionnaire #63 -- Clothing
1. Do you prefer wearing clothing or going nude? Maybe
2. What is your favourite material to wear? Maybe
3. What is your favourite material for your mate to wear? Maybe
4. Do you wear a uniform to work? Maybe
5. What do you wear for play? Maybe
6. If you could only wear one thing for the rest of your life, what would it be? Maybe

Questionnaire #64 -- Moods

1. Why did you last laugh? :)
2. Why did you last cry? :)
3. Why did you last lose your temper? :)
4. Do your moods change often? :)
5. What usually triggers your mood changes? Are they usually dramatic changes or gradual? :)
6. When was the last time you acted impulsively because of your mood at the time? :)

Questionnaire #65 -- Nicknames

1. Do you have a nickname? (more than one?) I don’t see how my name can be much shorter. :)
2. Does your mate call you something that no one else does? :)
3. Does your mate have a nickname? (more than one?) :)
4. Do you call your mate something that no one else does? :)
5. Do you tend to give everyone a nickname? Why or why not? :)
6. Are there any nicknames you hate? :)

Questionnaire #66 -- cleaning

1. Are you a slob? Is your partner a slob? I am not
2. What's the last thing you cleaned? :)
3. What one thing most needs cleaning at the moment? :)
4. What's your favorite cleaning scent? :)
5. What's your least favourite thing to clean? :)
6. What's your most favourite thing to clean? :)

Questionnaire #67 -- Baking

1. Cookies or cake? Cookies
2. Do you bake/cook? No
3. Is there a dish that's "your dish"? No
4. Do you prefer cooking or doing the dishes? Cooking
5. Where is your favourite place to eat? No favorite
6. Who is your favourite person to eat with? No favorite

Questionnaire #68 -- Blood

1. Does the sight of blood make you woosy? No
2. What does blood taste like to you? Metallic
3. Do you like the taste? No
4. Have you ever lost a lot of blood? Yes
5. Have you ever deliberately drawn blood from someone? Yes
6. What colour is your blood? The same color it always is.

Questionnaire #69 -- Rescue

1. Have you ever been rescued? No
2. Have you ever rescued anyone? Yes
3. Do you think it's braver to save someone from a burning building or to save them from themselves? Either
4. Who's sexier -- firemen or lifeguards? And why? Hm
5. Which of the 'rescue hero' type jobs would you most like to do? :)
6. Would you prefer your mate had a rescue hero type job or a 'safe' job? :)

Questionnaire #70 -- Spices

1. What's your favourite spice? I
2. What's your least favourite spice? think
3. If you were a spice, which would it be and why? this
4. Do you like a lot of spice in your food? is
5. Is there such a thing as too much spice? almost
6. If there were no spices in the world except for salt, would that be okay? over :)

Questionnaire #71 -- Numbers

1. Is the number 13 lucky, unlucky, or just a number? Maybe
2. What's your favourite number? Maybe
3. Do you have a lucky number? Maybe
4. How about an unlucky number? Maybe
5. Are you into numerology? Maybe
6. How old are you? Getting there. :)

Single Questions

Single Question #1

1. Do you celebrate a mid-winter holiday?
If yes, which one and what is a typical celebration for you? What is the most memorable one? If no, why not?
No

Single Question #2

1. Do you like kissing?
Describe your best kiss ever.
No

Single Question #3 -- Water

1. How do you feel about water?
No

Single Question #4 -- Saving Lives

1. There's a saying -- if you save a man's life, you are responsible for it. Agree or disagree?
No

Single Question #5 -- Children

1. Tell us about the children in your life. Do you have any of your own? Do you like children? Do you want to have children?
No

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